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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>“She was like John Rambo meets Polly Pocket.”</description><title>My Last Name is Mildly Inappropriate</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theangry-bitch)</generator><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>annmarieisfuckingcool:

GIRLIES!!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f8f2ac708625bcff44fc0052e2b1a20/tumblr_mn0sarmHLI1qah0yvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://annmarieisfuckingcool.tumblr.com/post/50771646823/girlies" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;annmarieisfuckingcool&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;GIRLIES!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/50771798383</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/50771798383</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 20:37:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/684123cad400bdf828942ba1c3dcbc02/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/137b09a95772ad9b999f5a7a1a908429/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb0da85317edefa831459b09515ec3a3/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f34f8e09a296cc23a0b25cc1f2fff3a/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1e4bf05947506b185a03de7e73a5c0b/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/48248931501</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/48248931501</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 22:28:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zw1qAgx51qfshk8o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zw1qAgx51qfshk8o2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zw1qAgx51qfshk8o3_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zw1qAgx51qfshk8o4_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zw1qAgx51qfshk8o5_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zw1qAgx51qfshk8o6_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zw1qAgx51qfshk8o7_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zw1qAgx51qfshk8o8_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://waronidiocy.tumblr.com/post/28365464335/if-dr-seuss-books-were-titled-according-to-their" target="_blank"&gt;waronidiocy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/48246768438</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/48246768438</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 22:02:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>



the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzg2skVaX1qfjjglo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzg2skVaX1qfjjglo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the best thing I have ever seen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BEARS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;reblogging again because I cannot fucking contain myself so cute&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/48246223746</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/48246223746</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:56:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/270eedbd513bb60476eb759504d8410c/tumblr_mke3feFkIf1s0y8rqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db85bf55bc58c925111893c5da41b386/tumblr_mke3feFkIf1s0y8rqo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06378d13ce33c5896b0c17fe28a2b1e5/tumblr_mke3feFkIf1s0y8rqo4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67bb1524e0e324cf598311059631473f/tumblr_mke3feFkIf1s0y8rqo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4f52f8e4db5d3f700291435e184a64a/tumblr_mke3feFkIf1s0y8rqo5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/480d44c2ba1f3c9d22ca00ee8773faa2/tumblr_mke3feFkIf1s0y8rqo6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/375da40ff474b09c2e54dff8aa198cf4/tumblr_mke3feFkIf1s0y8rqo7_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46903468889</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46903468889</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 22:15:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1046be8516ff3fb38dd176627e3e3baf/tumblr_mkighqC0QG1ro5ik5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46812728759</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46812728759</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:11:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d604436edd4490b59e88ae865464f3f/tumblr_mjm37rdDgk1rvfihyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46699856379</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46699856379</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:04:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19ccc65f1a6835894eb9b08ae2c53c1a/tumblr_mkbq5canpw1rzoznmo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/801f1b8a383ef1024154dec42239e9c0/tumblr_mkbq5canpw1rzoznmo3_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8dedcc8f91f199098c40b3d1d2bc962/tumblr_mkbq5canpw1rzoznmo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7dd875769ac473e3458e1243f784cdc/tumblr_mkbq5canpw1rzoznmo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46480884657</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46480884657</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 23:51:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>coyotestuck:

“let’s hang out later”



</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coyotestuck.tumblr.com/post/45958262351" target="_blank"&gt;coyotestuck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“let’s hang out later”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8d8c92eafe31fd4c21a25e58f041cb6f/tumblr_inline_mk1gg4VtJk1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46473732425</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46473732425</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 22:23:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://subject13fringe.tumblr.com/post/30284752864/montypythonandtheholyblog-today-i-learned-that" target="_blank"&gt;subject13fringe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://montypythonandtheholyblog.tumblr.com/post/30211594957/today-i-learned-that-if-you-want-to-slash" target="_blank"&gt;montypythonandtheholyblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;❤&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9e477cdo61qhk6l1.jpg" width="250"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46470845478</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46470845478</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 21:49:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/684123cad400bdf828942ba1c3dcbc02/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/137b09a95772ad9b999f5a7a1a908429/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb0da85317edefa831459b09515ec3a3/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f34f8e09a296cc23a0b25cc1f2fff3a/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1e4bf05947506b185a03de7e73a5c0b/tumblr_mkaqlxY0W41rqgazso4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46469959391</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/46469959391</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 21:39:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>entropybegets:

Canadian Road Rage
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/223697b88c8974c03c8df2892990a54a/tumblr_mjvwqufCAy1rjcfxro1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://entropybegets.tumblr.com/post/45723321471/canadian-road-rage" target="_blank"&gt;entropybegets&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Canadian Road Rage&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45726210423</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45726210423</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:30:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76d3ab6ee3bd824832744df7a8449ebf/tumblr_mjvy5n9BYd1qcp395o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45726182328</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45726182328</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:30:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just so we're clear</title><description>Cocaine possession: 3-5 years in prison&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Crack possession: 15 years in prison&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Pirating music: Civil lawsuit and/or up to five years in prison&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
What these little rapist shits got: One year in JUVENILE HALL</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45723258924</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45723258924</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 21:56:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>conflictingheart:

All cats love boxes.
All cats.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/743758803fa3ed435cf6ffcecfb98c22/tumblr_mjkv4nFqmc1r7x0eio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://conflictingheart.tumblr.com/post/45721045472" target="_blank"&gt;conflictingheart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;All cats love boxes.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;All&lt;/em&gt; cats.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45722651084</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45722651084</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 21:49:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
“All I do is die.”
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4170ea1943abd9552e617084997e391e/tumblr_mix05qvVUD1qjakk2o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9175a642e68496ca802a038dc18c195/tumblr_mix05qvVUD1qjakk2o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7940aed9e16148ed2cab296333127924/tumblr_mix05qvVUD1qjakk2o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4d7ebcfc42886c8ef3b597a54ba76ea/tumblr_mix05qvVUD1qjakk2o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;“All I do is die.”&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45315476467</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45315476467</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 22:19:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f00b44cdc8701c26c1d9ad072383856/tumblr_mjm6b9dvPS1qzulaco1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45310506527</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45310506527</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:18:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How am I supposed to pick a path when I don&amp;#8217;t even know what the point to life is, like that...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;How am I supposed to pick a path when I don&amp;#8217;t even know what the point to life is, like that majorly influences the decision here&amp;#8230;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45245202860</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45245202860</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:49:48 -0400</pubDate><category>SERIOUSLY THOUGH</category></item><item><title>It&amp;#8217;s been a long day living with this. It&amp;#8217;s been a long time since I felt so sick. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s been a long day living with this. It&amp;#8217;s been a long time since I felt so sick. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45244891429</link><guid>http://theangry-bitch.tumblr.com/post/45244891429</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:45:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Me: What if you were Alan Rickman's neighbor and you just got to see him every day watering his petunias or something.&#13;</title><description>Me: What if you were Alan Rickman's neighbor and you just got to see him every day watering his petunias or something.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Friend: Guess how much he waters his lilies&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Me: &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Friend: Always&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Me: Go sit in a corner and think about what you just did&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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